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Grylls Demotivational Poster


BEAR GRYLLS - The only person who is more badass is MAYBE Chuck Norris.


TAGS: bear grylls tv man versus wild man wild chuck norris
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:35 am
biggest problem i have with bear is that he teaches and therefore encourages people to take drastic steps when they should really just wait for help. Too much focus on travel not enough on survival
moooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:28 am
Oh don't get me wrong. I'm watching the special with Will Ferrel right now. But when i put The things I've learned to practical use I ignore everything I have learned from Bear.
Arrogant Knight - June 22, 2009, 2:24 am
Mooo, you're right...But really, all that aside, it is still a pretty enjoyable show to watch.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:08 am
Also, Bear only started talking about his support crew after he got caught. In the first few seasons he never mentions them. Then suddenly, a disclaimer.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
following his advice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
You have that backwards. Les films himself, the crew is always at least a kilometer away. And only there for safety/insurance reasons. look it up. "Teddy Bear Grylls" is a total fake. leading survivalists call his show "dangerous" and recommend against
Winston Price - June 22, 2009, 1:30 am
Guys, guys. Bear Grylls TELLS you he has a support crew, and they only help him in EXTREMELY bad conditions. Survivorman had a camera man become angry, so the man filmed survivor man checking in at a hotel with all his gear on. Survivor man is a REAL fake
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:45 pm
Moooo is right bear is a proven and admitted fake with a 4 man support crew not just the cameraman. It is fun to watch but lacks the reality of survivorman.
Cheeseman - April 19, 2009, 4:34 am
Malcolm Douglas, the bare foot bushmen, is a show from australia. he is the ultimate survivor. he runs around australia wearin nothin on his feet and living off everything the aboriginals taught him growing up. own he does.
HGCaboose - March 20, 2009, 11:01 pm
First of all, Canada sucks, and 2nd, even though all the shit he does is fake, its still fun to watch. Survivor Man #1
moooo - February 28, 2009, 2:58 am
if you watch the show carefully you can spot the bullshit. Les Stroud on survivorman is a way better survivalist. but in all honesty Ray Mears knows more than both of the put together x2. And my bias would be fot Les the Canadian. (Canada Rules Fuckers)
mooooo - February 28, 2009, 2:52 am
the show has already admitted to faking a lot of the survival situations thats why they have disclaimers now. also he admits to sleeping at resorts when the show claimed he was out in the wild for a week. I only watch now to see him get hurt.survivorman#1
Toussaint - February 16, 2009, 2:04 pm
He's no fake, this guy is great to watch.
Fredric T - December 15, 2008, 3:17 pm
He was a Combat Survival Instructor and Medic with 21 SAS until 1997
Euradushe - November 17, 2008, 2:46 pm
This guy claims to have been in the SAS but so have a lot of people. What is fact is he was caught staying in hotels when we was supposed to be 'roughing it'. To 'bitches' - SEALs are bad ass, they also bitch and moan more than any other SOF. Plus, they
Tanto - October 5, 2008, 1:06 am
Bear kicks ass. yes his camera man follows him but doest ever help him unless his life is in absolute peril. survivorman sucks he stays in one place and then gives up bear looks for trouble and has to find his way to help. and also his point his to help
Razor Eddie - September 25, 2008, 2:53 pm
Just a thought, because I'm not really sure, but wasn't Bear in the SAS? And why would he join the Navy, isn't he English? Your argument makes no sense. YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY!
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:31 pm
SEALS, do the shit he pretends to do when they are bored,,,,,,,,,bitches man, they suck dick too much
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:30 pm
bullshit, his camera guy can follow him everywhere he goes, the guy from survivorman is better, fucking fake British bastard child motherfucking cuntsicle dicksucking lying mothwer fucker, and nooooooooooooooooooooooooo im not done, join the fucking navy
keiren - August 20, 2008, 4:09 am
Ex-Fucking-actly.


MAN VS. WILD -


TAGS: man vs wild bear grylls
Rating: 2.84/5

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Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 3:13 pm
Another "Guest" commenter. Courage re-defined! Also, go promote your love for dirty, dirty men elsewhere.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 3:10 pm
Survivorman loves choad for breakfast before going to his set.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:49 pm
Survivorman laughs at this choad.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 9:13 am
And a nice breakfast at the hotel before going to filming.


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